闹伴娘
添加：12-09 发布：www.nn01tv.com
在我们老家那边儿，地方偏，结婚一般都闹得很凶，但是是只可以闹伴娘，不能闹新娘的，所以在本地伴娘很难找，新娘很多都是在外地认识的同学或者同事这种不知情的人来找做伴娘。
虽然现在已经很少回老家去，只有过年回去一趟，然而每次回家时，想起当年某个同学结婚时的一次经历，至今仍让我毕生难忘回味无穷。
那是高中时的一个同桌，他家更偏，在一个小乡下，而这个人更是乡里那一片的小恶霸土豪，后来去外地上了大学，某天忽然竟接到他的电话说要结婚，非要让回去参加，当时本想推掉，后来缠了半天说不够意思要人帮忙等等，只好就坐车提前回去了一趟。
说实话，结婚一般都是那档子规矩，前一天就住在了同学家，第二天一早，热热闹闹开车放炮，我们一干子人跟着新郎官吵着冲到接新娘的地儿，堵门，叫门，闹腾了半天，门一打开，群狼们就冲了进去，我被挤在当中，就看见前面几个冲的直接扯住伴娘喊着咸猪手就在伴娘身上乱摸，摸得伴娘叽喳躲着乱叫，当时是夏天，那伴娘还偏偏穿了个裙子，粉色的小内裤都被撩了出来，有便宜不占白不占，我也挤过去在那伴娘屁股上摸了两把，又软又有弹性，后来折腾得伴娘蹲在地上哭着叫了起来，一群人这才罢手。
当时新娘看把伴娘弄哭了，脸色也有点不太好看，后来新郎又哄又是司仪的调和下气氛才又好起来，那个也不知道是哪儿来的伴娘也抽泣着住了声，仔细打量了一下，伴娘长得还蛮清秀，当时也不好多闹，新郎官当时也不太开心，扭过脸来冲我们骂着还说："他妈的也不知道哪儿找的伴娘，一点面子都不给，老子结婚在这儿哭他妈的哭，这会先别乱，一会儿典礼结束了你们看着她，给你们找个屋使劲乱！"
开门出车，去酒店典礼吃饭折腾到下午无话，最后拉着一群人这才又回到新郎家里开始闹洞房。下午吃过饭的时候，那伴娘就想跑，结果被新郎一把拉住，非要让她闹完洞房再走，那伴娘挣不过，被扯着拉上了车。
一回屋里，又是喂枣吊苹果乱了一阵子，几条狼都暗中盯着伴娘也不动手，直闹腾一阵儿闹完了，新郎扯着腔推着一帮人笑喊着："你们老整我干嘛，晚上老子还得过洞房花烛夜了，整得没力气那会行，去去去，去折腾别人去，先说好了啊，今天我大喜，再怎么乱都不许恼啊！"最后明显是看着伴娘说的。
伴娘听完就想往外边老人堆里藏，早被几个狼拉住叫着乱推："哎哎哎，伴娘要跑了~"
"等着你闹呢，往哪儿跑啊？"
"走走走，一块儿去闹洞房啊~哈哈"
伴娘被拉扯着就往屋里推，外面几个老人们也看惯不惯地笑着看，新娘也不敢吭声，我们推着伴娘就进了新郎准备好一间屋子，反关上门，直接扔到床上。
"嘿嘿，我说刚才堵门的时候收了不少红包吧~"
"拿出来让我们看看收了多少？"
伴娘从没见过这种阵仗，死死拉紧了裙子吓得直抖："没~没收多少，红包都在外面包里呢，你们要我去给你们拿~"说着就起身就要往外跑，却被一人迎面拦住，"嘿嘿"淫笑着就要搜身，伴娘哪里肯，那人使了个眼色，一群人就把伴娘按倒在床上，我乘乱上去按住伴娘的一条腿，手就顺着往上摸，先占着便宜暗爽了再说，摸到大腿根手隔着内裤在伴娘裆部的私处就是一阵乱摸，伴娘哭喊着乱叫，却被人捂住了嘴，几个人非要起哄着扒光她的衣服要检查身体。
一阵子闹腾，伴娘的上衣被扯开，几个人掀开奶罩往里淫笑看着找红包，我看闹得厉害，也抛开了顾忌，手从内裤旁边伸到了里面，伴娘叫着腿一阵激烈地挣动，我忙用力用双腿夹住她的腿，手在她内裤里拨弄着她软软的阴唇，里面毛还挺多，正摸着又有手指也钻进来抠她的穴眼，那里可是风水宝地，我毫不示弱地也挤了进去，两根手指抠到伴娘穴下的嫩肉里，她水儿流得还不是很多，大声叫了起来，伴娘上边的奶子也被几个人乱揉着，她一阵挣扎也不知道哪儿来的力气推开几个人挣着坐起身来，双手乱打着放声大哭。
我们看可能乱得重了，一群人打开了哈哈："喂~哭什么哭啊~玩儿玩儿么。"
"今天是大喜日子，都说了乱着玩儿的~"
"别哭了别哭了~"劝的都是新郎外地的朋友，本乡的几个人笑不笑地斜眼看着伴娘也不吭声。
这时新郎推开个门伸头进来："怎么了，不能玩儿啊？闹啊！就听音图个喜庆呢！来，给你们带来货！"说着坏笑着推过来一兜鸡蛋冲同乡的说："有生的有熟的，你们知道咱们这儿规矩，按规矩来吧！"
那几个同乡坏笑着接过鸡蛋，新郎又退回去关上门，伴娘吓得看着那几个人："求求你们，别闹了好不好，我。我不知道这边规矩。"
那同乡其中一个淫笑着说："马上就让你知道了，你别害怕，这边是走完规矩就放人，不干别的，就是图个吉利。"说着拎着鸡蛋走到伴娘身边，伴娘慌乱地掩着上衣夹紧了双腿，那人笑道："你夹着腿，我怎么打鸡蛋？把她腿拉开！"
旁边两个人早一个人扯一只脚将伴娘双腿拉开，伴娘哭喊着起身挣扎，早被那人掀起裙子扯开内裤把鸡蛋在桌子上一磕，伸手凉凉粘粘的蛋黄蛋清一股脑全滑进了伴娘的内裤里，伴娘"啊"地一声尖叫，那人故意扯着她内裤手向上一提，"咕唧"一下伴娘的内裤已经湿透，估计鸡蛋全粘在了她的阴部上，透明得内裤卷卷的阴气看得一清二楚。
"哦哦哦！"一群人乱起哄着。
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